The Worst Thing You'll Ever See #7: Corey Feldman's "acting".
"Actor" Corey Feldman has some kind of new series coming out later this month called Splatter. Corey plays a character named Johnny Splatter. It's so good that the only way you can watch it is via NetFlix. Seriously? Why would anyone bother making this thing must less watching it? Watching this promo made me want to buy the guy a couple of suicide-sized doses of heroin and promise him a Viking funeral.
Journey well to Asgard, tiny pale warrior. Your time on Earth is at an end.