Friday, June 26, 2009

HGC Radio - Episode 41: Big Satanic Chili Cook-Off



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The Usual Suspects rule the day on Episode 41 of the HANDSOME GENIUS CLUB RADIO SHOW. The show kicks off with a special report on the death of Michael Jackson by O Show co-host DAN-E-O on the scene in Los Angeles. Then, HGC host ANTHONY KINGDOM JAMES welcomes BIG RON LARMONDIN back to the show to discuss a variety of topics including seeing THE WORDBURGLAR perform live, Ron's superhuman consumption of alcohol, this weekend's NHL Draft, the video game documentary "King of Kong" and why parades suck! Then, for the very first time, it's THE PANICO BROTHERS together on the show. NOAH and SAM share their very different but very funny stories about how they celebrated the recent "summer solstice". Plus, a "WHERE'S BILL COSBY?" update, the NERD NEWS, a new edition of THE PITCH and this week's LUCKIEST F**KER and STUPIDEST BASTARD OF THE WEEK.

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Goat Boy plays his accordian.


Uncle Kingdom went to his 20th high school reunion Thursday night. Someone brought their yearbook from junior year and Kingdom took a blurry iPhone pic of his page. This is 16 year old AKJ.

This week's handsome links...
~TJ Habibi fronts a kick-ass band called Secret Suburbia.
~Noah and Sam Panico are co-hosts on the Counting The Lights podcast.

This week's music is "The Doctor Who Theme (2008 Version)" by Murray Gold and "Check The O.R." by Orgnaized Rhyme (featuring Tom Green).

Thursday, June 25, 2009

R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958-2009)

Entertainer Michael Jackson has died after being taken to a hospital on Thursday after suffering cardiac arrest, according to multiple reports including the Los Angeles Times and the Associated Press. Jackson, age 50, had been preparing for a series of concerts in the UK this summer at the time of his death. His awards include 13 Grammy Awards, 13 number one singles as a solo artist and the sale of over 750 million albums worldwide, making him the world's best selling male pop artist.


Sunday, June 21, 2009

YouTube Gold: Hey There Chthulhu


"Filking" is the name given to nerd-driven acoustic folk singing (much like nerd-driven hip hop is called "Nerdcore"). Most "Filkers" should be beaten to fucking death with their Birkenstocks because they are lame unfunny losers who don't take their hygiene seriously enough for people who are going to spend so much time in large crowds at comic book and fantasy conventions. Anyways, our good friend Jake Garrett (aka The Dread Pirate aka Big Thirsty Jake) shared this with us and it's funny so now we're sharing it with you.


Friday, June 19, 2009

HGC Radio - Episode 40: The Handsome F'n Show



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Another big day on The Handsome Genius Club Radio Show, kids! Today's special guest is former ECW and WWE World champion ROB VAN DAM! The man who calls himself "The Whole F'n Show" joins host ANTHONY KINGDOM JAMES to discuss his new "Best of RVD TV" dvd and his website, his acting career, why he left the WWE, what happened to the comic book store he owned, what his favorite comic books are and why he supports the legalization of marijuana. Plus, a ton of NERD NEWS, NOAH PANICO's reviews of "The Hangover" and "Year One", TJ HABIBI tlks about replacing his jail-broken iPhone and KINGDOM yells at him for being a crazy hippie who "needs to conform to society's rules!"

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This week's handsome links...
~TJ Habibi fronts a kick-ass band called Secret Suburbia.
~Noah Panico is a co-host on the Counting The Lights podcast.
~Check out RVD's website at Rob Van Dam dot com.

This week's music is "Walk" by Pantera (RVD's original ECW theme shong) and "Oh No" by Mos Def w/ Pharoahe Monch and Nate Dogg

Thursday, June 18, 2009

YouTube Gold: Cop Tasers Grandmother


The best part is that the cop actually yells "TASERED" after he pulls the trigger.

Reprinted behind the "Read More" link is a portion of the story from the website of the Fox television affiliate in Austin, TX.


Just after two in the afternoon on May 11, the video shows Deputy Chris Bieze stopping Kathryn Winkfein for speeding on a notoriously dangerous strip of Highway 71. After completing the paperwork, the officer returns to Winkfein's truck, but she refuses to sign the speeding ticket. "Take me to jail," Winkfein demands on the tape, "I'm a 72-year-old woman."

That's when the deputy opens the driverside door to arrest the great-grandmother.

"Give me the ******* ticket now," Winkfein curses. The deputy shoves her. "You're gonna push me? A 72-year-old woman?" The shove, the Constable's office says, served to get the two out of oncoming traffic. Then, the deputy warns her one of five times.

"Stand back, " Bieze says. "I'm gonna tase you." She responds by saying, "I dare you." The deputy announces he's going to taser Winkfein, and the woman hits the ground as the taser is deployed.

Friday, June 12, 2009

HGC Radio - Episode 39: It's Complicated!!!



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It's Pittsburgh Day on HGC Radio. ANTHONY KINGDOM JAMES welcomes an old friend into the studio today as graphic designer and Pittsburgh native TODD HAGERICH visits Toronto. That leads to a phone call to from comic book artist LEE MODER from his home in the Steel City. And then there's the weekly visit from Pittsburgh's favourite son NOAH PANICO to review the new Tiger Woods 2010 golf game from EA Sports and to discuss a recent article in The Economist magazine that rates Pittsburgh as the "most livable city" in America. And award-winning porn director IVAN puts in a cameo appearance during the NERD NEWS and he has a Pittsburgh comment too!

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Here's "porn star Anna Morgan" in her pre-ruined-by-tattoo tata's. Kids, this is a hoax. I don't think there even IS a porn star named Anna Morgan and I say kudos to the fucking scumbags who came up with this publicity stunt. They farm for gold on World of Warcraft. They farm for website hits everywhere else.

This week's handsome links...
~TJ Habibi fronts a kick-ass band called Secret Suburbia.
~Noah Panico is a co-host on the Counting The Lights podcast.
~Ivan has a decidedly NSFW website at I Am Ivan dot com.

This week's music is "Is You Is?" by Louis Jordan.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

In the Garage #1


Welcome to a new series of articles, anybody who remembers the Weezer tune will understand where this article is going already. I will be focusing on Wargaming, RPG’s and CCG’s.

I’ve been out recently and purchased the new core rules for Dungeons and Dragons and I’ve found myself inspired all over again. I figured since this system was just released it would be a good place to start. Any gamers out there who have played the new D20 system will have found just how smooth it can be, how easy it is too work with and that the D&D rules have all the crunch a DM could dream of.

This time round I’m going to look at the players guide.


So when I get home the first thing I do is crack open the guide. The main thing I make my initial impression on is how easily the rules allow you to create your character but still give them the depth and range you expect from D&D. This guide does not disappoint. I photocopied the sheet from the book a few times, created a few characters and after the third I could do them with ease. This is a huge bonus because talking any new players through the process becomes so much easier.

The second thing I look for is how well the core rules for combat etc are presented. There is always a lot to take in here and for the most part, I’ve found, players find it easier to understand the rules by checking them as they arise during the game but as a GM you need a decent working knowledge before you start. This game design team has been lea by Mike Mearls. Mike is one of the best and most productive game designers ever and this has benefited greatly from his lead.

The rules in the players guide were well presented and easy to reference. It feels like they have cut as much waste as possible and spent more time on making the combat rules flow, however, D&D is very combat heavy. It always has been but with the new rules and the emphasis on miniatures some puritant RPG fans have said they feel slightly put off.

I can understand where they are coming from because the skill challenges were not given anywhere near as much time in the books, I will cover that more when I review the DM Guide. With this lack of focus on the actual role-play the new rules feel more like a skirmish game with bits in between. That problem is easily remedied by an experienced DM and the skirmish feel makes this new set of rules the ideal way of introducing war gamers to the RPG hobby.

Now I’ve waffled on about the rules, what about the book it’s self. Well it looks good for a start the art work is fantastic and with a list of fantasy artists as long as my arm attached it’s no surprise. Then there is the story design. This element has been headed by 2 time Origin award winner James Wyatt who has worked on the Eberron setting and City of the Spider Queen. As you would expect from somebody of his caliber the design is fresh and flawless giving a great new feel to the classic setting.

Overall I loved this guide the one flaw I found was putting it in a box next to the DM’s guide which is another fantastic book but we will get to that next time.

One last thing before I sign off. On the 20th of this month Kingdom of Adventure opens it’s doors and for the opening day, as well as Storm Troopers and possibly Darth Vader, Keith Baker will be attending. Keith is responsible for creating the Eberron setting for D&D and the CCG Gloom, both of which won him Origin awards, one he shares with James Wyatt. I am hoping to get some time during the day to interview him. If you have any questions you would like posed to him then let m know.

Until then and until Kingdom becomes a drag queen called Queendom Jemima do me a HGC.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Help Publicize the HGC Radio Show!


God bless whoever thought up viral marketing. Here's the idea: Save this "Awesome poster" to your computer, print out a dozen of them (or print one and make some photo copies) and then tape them up whereever you normally see bulletins or concert posters around your town. Don't forget to cut the strips at the bottom so people can take the little tags with the website on them. You can help us make the Handsome Genius Club into the most popular podcast ever!


Everyone who sends us a photo of their posters out in public will get personally thanked on the show!

Friday, June 5, 2009

HGC Radio - Episode 38: Can't Stop The Pimpin'



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The best two hours of your week are back with today's episode of THE HANDSOME GENIUS CLUB: number 38 to be exact. ANTHONY KINGDOM JAMES and TJ HABIBI are here with a few of the usual suspects and a whole bunch of goofy fun. Kingdom interviews "Tha O Show" co-host DAN-E-O about his hip hop career and his new role as musical mentor with his own "School of Rap". NOAH PANICO and JIMMY "Bright Eyes" SLOSS join the show to tell the story of their Christmas Crime Spree! KEN HABIBI, beloved brother of TJ, stops by with a quick review of JJ Abrams' Star Trek during the NERD NEWS. Plus Kingdom introduces his new dating service "K-Harmony", announces both THE LUCKIEST F****R ON EARTH and THE STUPIDEST F****R ON EARTH and Kingdom and TJ play a brand new game: "WOULDJA?"

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Noah and Jimmy's crime hits the papers.



"Have you seen this man? ...because he is AWESOME!!!"



This week's handsome links...
~Dan-e-o has an official website and a MySpace.
~TJ Habibi fronts a kick-ass band called Secret Suburbia.
~Noah Panico is a co-host on the Counting The Lights podcast.


This week's music...
First Break: "Know Your Enemy" by Green Day
Second Break: "Don't Stop the Pimpin'" by Suga Free

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Kingdom of Adventure


So I’m sitting having coffee this afternoon with a guy I met recently, Dave Wright, he’s opening an American style Comic and Games store called ‘Kingdom of Adventure’ on the east coast of Scotland. He just purchased premises for the store and we were going over the plans for the stock layouts, gaming areas etc. I asked him why he first decided to open the store, his answer was a little unexpected…

‘Because I needed somewhere to game!”

Can you even fathom what this man is currently putting himself through. Risking financial ruin, to say the least, all because he wanted an area to game… and some place get his comics.

I first met Dave during a visit to my local games club. For those who don’t know (Or missed Kingdoms stag-do story about the Warhammer games) there is a community of people who collect and play various table top war-games and role-playing games. I play a few of these games and was at my local club when I met into Dave running a game of Dungeons and Dragons. We chatted briefly and he explained that he was opening the store and mentioned he wanted to hold signings with game creators, comic book writers and artists.

After mentioning the HGC and that I would love to chat with him about the store. We agreed to meet for coffee. That leads us to my question and his rather strange answer. We have had a couple of meetings now and I believe he can make this business model work here. With some big names planned to come to the store (Dan Abnett being one of the first) I figured there could be plenty of material for the blog. I also thought a chance to see what a massive undertaking like opening a new business could be.

I asked him to repeat himself when he first answered my question so he clarified a bit for me. Dave had been working for IBM, in some manner of depressing IT job, and living in Glasgow when he started looking for local gaming clubs and comic stores. He couldn’t find much in the way of gaming clubs but did find a few comic book stores. These were only in the major cities (Glasgow, Aberdeen, Edinburgh) and they were like coffins!

Blacked out windows, heavy metal music pounding from the speakers and the horrible fat guy in the corner staring at you, daring you to look at a comic the wrong way. They’re not inviting for kids and most parents avoid them like the plague. Then he got married (to an apparently VERY tolerant lady) and moved to Fife on the east coast. Home of the Forth Bridge and the capital of Golf(St. Andrews), Fife has been home my whole life but it has very little in the way of gaming stores and no Comic book shops.

Now within commuting distance of Edinburgh he found a role-playing club in the capital and joined. After a few months he was running it and was looking for a challenge, and bigger premises to play from. This is where he figures “If I start his my own business I can use the space to game“.

So why not start an I.T company in Edinburgh?

“No“ he says “it would be too small for gaming also it would be in the city centre meaning the rent and rates would be way too expensive“. However what true comic book nerd hasn’t dreamed of opening a comic book store? And from there came the inspiration. Now he is back in Fife right in between Edinburgh and Dundee, just miles from St. Andrews and is bringing the modern Comic store to the east coast of Scotland.

So I thought I figure I’ll tag along, see how he deals with the challenges and what the future holds for ‘Kingdom of Adventure’ If you Geniuses have any questions you’d like to ask him about starting a business, the comic book or gaming industries then post them below and I will put them to him.

In the meantime I’ll be bringing you articles about the developments in the gaming communities, from Games Workshop to Wizards of the Coast, From CCG’s to RPG’s. We’ll be getting interviews with the creators and designers of some of the games and comics.

But for now, until Kingdom and T.J announce they are really Gayman and Bobbin. Make Mine HGC.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

The Hot Mess: Mister Kennedy, Bruno vs. Eminem, Craig vs. Fallon

Congratulations to Conan O'Brien. But let's not forget about the Late Night war between Craig Ferguson and Jimmy Fallon...or their impending wrestling match? What about Mr. McMahon, the WWE, and Mister Kennedy? Then there's Octomom and Healthcliff the Cat. Oh yeah and the MTV Movie Awards with Bruno, Sasha Baron Cohen, and Eminem. All this and more on a new "Hot Mess".



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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

The Answer To Kingdom's Kimbo Question

Last Friday, the 37th episode of HGC Radio was posted online with the MMA-themed title "Whatever Happened to Kimbo Slice?" Kingdom chose this title in part because of that day's feature interview with former BoDog Fight television commentator Paul Lazenby but also because, frankly, he wanted to know what had freaking well happened to Kimbo!

Well we now have the answer to that question. Kimbo Slice has officially signed on to take part in the next season of the UFC/Spike TV series, The Ultimate Fighter. That's right, kids! The internet sensation who's mixed martial arts career was the centerpiece of the now-defunct EliteXC promotion (until a jobber named Seth Petruzelli exposed him in the most embarrassing of ways) is making a comeback.



Petruzelli defeats Slice on CBS television


This is a brilliant idea for Slice. He needs to rehabilitate his image as a fighter after the Petruzelli debacle and he needs to improve his skills. If he takes his stint on TUF seriously, he could do both and earn a place in the top MMA promotion in the world.

Good luck, Kimbo! The Handsome Genius Club is behind you... for whatever the fuck that's worth!