Friday, July 31, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 030


Oops... I interupted a secret meeting of the Brass Rail Serial Killers Club.


HGC Radio - Episode 46: President of the United States of Genius



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The HANDSOME GENIUS CLUB RADIO SHOW returns from its new recording home at ANTHONY KINGDOM JAMES' home (aka the Fortress of Solitude). It's a condensed episode this week, as Kingdom gets up to speed with recording and editing the show. But thankfully, BIG RON LARMONDIN is able to stop by for a few laughs, NOAH PANICO makes a cameo appearance and Kingdom brings us all the weeks NERD NEWS. Plus, there's news on the upcoming HGC Meet-Up event, the guys name THE STUPIDEST BASTARD OF THE WEEK and deliver a double helping of THE PITCH.

Listen to the show now in streaming audio or right click the link to download the show as an mp3. It's HGC Radio: We've veto'd boredom! For photos, links, music info and more, click this link to read more!


I played this song as a special request at my strip club earlier this week.


CAPTION CONTEST!!! Give us your best punchline for this photo!

This week's handsome links...
~Movie reviewer Noah Panico is one of the co-hosts of the Counting The Lights podcast.
Follow the Handsome Genius Club on Twitter and Facebook today!

This week's music is "Sick Of Myself" by Matthew Sweet.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 029


Preparing to record Episode 46 of HGC Radio. Not sure why I put on my "Denzel Washington crime-solving" hat. And yes, that IS a huge stack of laundry in the background waiting to head for the washing machines.


Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 027


Watching myself wrestle an IWC match versus Bubba The Bulldog from back in 2003 or 2004 on my iPhone.


YouTube Gold: Iron Man and Woverine Anime trailers

Exploding out of the San Diego Comic Con, here are the exciting new trailers for Iron Man and Wolverine: two of the four new anime series that Marvel is producing for the Japanese television market alongside Madhouse Animation, the people behind the recent GI Joe:Resolute feature.

To see the videos, just click here and read more.




Iron Man looks fantastic, just as you'd expect from a Japanese production involving an tech-armored hero. Wolverine, however... I guess the stories will be about Logan's time in Japan, which is great, but I DO NOT like the character design. Why does Wolverine have to look like a tall, lanky transsexual goth rocker?

Monday, July 27, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 026


Sorry that some of the material is blacked out but I thought I'd prove to you fine folks that I really am working on comic book script. Someday soon we'll talk about it on the show, I promise.


HGC Comic Rack Review - Power Girl #3

Following on the heels of their four-issue "Terra" mini-series, the creative team of writers Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Gray and penciller Amanda Conner have taken up the task of a new on-going series for DC's most buxom alternate universe Kryptonian crimestopper. For those not in the know with this character, the simple version is this: Power Girl is the Earth-2 version of Supergirl. There. Done. She's here now and let's not let the constant tinkering with DC continuity upset the apple cart.

Gray and Palmiotti are writing a very fun, very over-the-top superhero smash'em up book that is perfectly complimented by Amanda Conner's smooth, cartoony style. Her art is appealing, easy on the eyes and conveys action well. And the stories she's been given to draw put me in mind of the new Batman: Brave and the Bold cartoon or of a much better written version the old 1967 Spider-Man cartoon (specifically, this first three-issue story arc reminds me of the second season episode "Swing City").



The series follows our heroine as she goes about reclaiming her secret identity as Karen Starr, CEO of Starrware Industries and attempts to make a life for herself outside of superhero-ing. But when the Ultra-Humanite attacks, it's Power Girl who leaps once more into the breach to protect innocent life. This first story arc includes guest appearances by Terra, PG's young friend and fledgling heroine herself, as well as Power Girl's teammates from the Justice Society.

While most books are trying to achieve a dark and sinister edge, "Power Girl" is what it is: a comic where bad guys with outlandish schemes get the snot beaten out of them by a chick who makes your girlfriend was into cosplay. This book comes highly recommended by the Handsome Genius Club.


The Adventures of Page and Melo - Ep.1.3: Wasting Hydro


Guitar Hero? It's more like Guitar ZERO when Ethan Page and Mr. Melo are at the controls.


Sunday, July 26, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 025


I swear to god I had meant to take this picture with a piece of the sushi I was eating in between my chopsticks, but by the time I remembered that idea... the sushi was all gone. Masa Sushi in downtown Toronto is my nirvana.


Saturday, July 25, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 024


My weekend purchase: an Coleman folding camping chair with built in iPod speakers. The best thing is that I can plug my iPhone into it and it's fantastic. Best part? It only cost me $30.


Friday, July 24, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 023

The Union Heavyweight title belt. It needs a certain promoter to find a new venue and start running wrestling shows again.


HGC Radio - Episode 45: Greetings From Sandy Ego



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Hey kids! It's Episode 45 of the HANDSOME GENIUS CLUB RADIO SHOW and you're all invited! ANTHONY KINGDOM JAMES is your host and TJ HABIBI is riding shotgun for another week of pop culture conversation and general silly behaviour. Today on the show, the boys welcome GEORGE ZOTTI back to the show. George is the manager of the Silver Snail Comic Shoppe in Toronto and with the San Diego Comic-Con in full swing this weekend, he'll give the guys some insight on the prep work that goes into being a retailer at a major show. George will also suggest some summer reading material and tell a quick story or two. Plus, "Nerd News", "The Luckiest F**ker on Earth" and NOAH PANICO reviews the movie "Bruno".

Listen to the show now in streaming audio or right click the link to download the show as an mp3. It's HGC Radio: With Cronkite gone, we are the most trusted voice in America! For photos, links, music info and more, click this link to read more!



Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow in Iron Man 2.

This week's handsome links...
~George Zotti is the manager of the Silver Snail Comic Shoppe in downtown Toronto.
~Movie reviewer Noah Panico is one of the co-hosts of the Counting The Lights podcast.
~TJ Habibi fronts a kick-ass band called Secret Suburbia.


This week's music is "In The City" by Kevin Rudolf and "For Everybody" by 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

The Hot Mess: Felicia Day, Comic Con, & Jackson's $50 Mil

Who gets an Emmy nod? Dr. Horrible! Whose better at the internet - Doctor Who or Tron 2? Just see the games Disney is playing. Voltron vs. Michael Jackson (well, Sony), Mom Jeans, and more, including one very special Hot Mess shout out...



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The 365 Project - Day 022


Coming soon to an internet near you...


Buy Me Stuff: Star Trek Original Series film cels

An 11-foot piece of film from the "Mirror, Mirror" episode of the original Star Trek series is currently up for sale on eBay.

Here's a quote from the description of the item: "This is a unique, one-of-a-kind item. I was an assistant film editor on the original series of Star Trek and this is an original section of film that came right out of the camera after shooting. This is from the episode "Mirror, Mirror" which aired October 6, 1967. The clipping is 11 feet 7 frames long, about 183 frames total. Pictured on the film is Chekov (Walter Koenig) when he is foiled in his attempt to kill Captain Kirk. The clip follows the fight sequence and includes two different phaser blasts which were hand scribed by me back in 1969. This is a work print used for editing and special effects."

The auction ends Friday evening. Starting bid was $500 and its currently up to $666. Someone rich should buy this and donate it to the Handsome Genius Club Museum of Cool Stuff.


Wednesday, July 22, 2009

HGC Comic Rack Review: Amazing Spider-Man #600

As part of it's ongoing 70th anniversary celebrations, Marvel Comics has undone some of it's own silliness by re-establishing the original numbering of several of it's most prominent titles. This has allowed a number of their their more prestigious titles and characters to enjoy milestone issues this year. Thor #600. Captain America #600. Hulk #600. Next month's Daredevil #500. But today our focus is on Marvel's flagship title, Amazing Spider-Man, and its 600th issue. This 100-plus page spectacular features a whopping 62 page main story written by Dan Slott, with art by the premiere Spider-team of John Romita, Jr. and Klaus Janson.

With the wedding of Peter Parker's Aunt May to arch-nemesis J. Jonah Jameson the third's father, JJJ2, imminent, Parker's friendly neighbourhood alter ego must contend with the return of Dr. Otto Octavius aka Doctor Octopus. Years of constant beatings at the hands of a plethora of super-heroes and super-villains alike have taken a deadly toll on Doc Ock and the super-genius makes one last desperate grasp at both greatness and revenge.

Romita's Jr's artist abilities improve with each passing year and this issue is fantastic and Slott has given him a great story to illustrate. I've mentioned before that I haven't been in love with a lot of the continuity the last few years, but I have an abiding love of the character that keeps me coming back. I have also never been a tremendous fan of Aunt May's (my god, you old biddy... why won't you just shuffle off this mortal coil once and for all, already!?!) and yet I really enjoyed this issue.

Ock's return is well-done. Despite his now failing health, new life has been breathed in the character. His caper re-eastablishes him as one of Marvel's pre-eminent (although not-so-handsome) geniuses and gives him a new/renewed purpose for what may now be his final string of appearances.

There's even that certain Peter Parker-specific suspense about whether or hero will make it to May and Jonah's wedding. He's missed so many events and occasions because of Spider-Man... will this be just one more time he lets down those nearest and dearest to him? And there's plenty of special appearances not just by Peter's nearest and dearest but by Spidey's too... and the return of the one person he has held dearest of all.

ASM #600 also features a number of back-up shorts including a piece written by Spidey's creator, Stan Lee, and a short prologue/teaser for the next major story rc coming Spidey's way.

Amazing Spider-Man #600 is on newsstands today from Marvel Comics.


The 365 Project - Day 021

Wednesday is comic book day. I'll be posting reviews of several books later today and tomorrow including Amazing Spider-Man 600 and Hulk 600.


Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 020

Soon.

The HGC Poker Tournament is coming... soon.


Free HGC Ringtones for iPhone!

As a special gift for you, our fellow Handsome Geniuses, we're making Noah Panico's "Yo Son, I'm Back" and Big Ron Larmondin's "Now Shut The F*** Up" available for free download as .m4r files (aka iPhone ringtones). Right click the links and "save target as" to download'em and enjoy'em courtesy of your friends here at The Handsome Genius Club.
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Monday, July 20, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 019


Hanging out with Derek Simpson, drummer for the band Big Tobacco and the Pickers. Derek was a guest on Episode 20 of the Handsome Genius Club Radio Show.


The Adventures of Page and Melo - Ep.1.2: They're Not Ethan Page


Did we forget to mention that besides being an up-and-coming professional wrestler, Ethan Page is the greatest actor in the history of acting? Or at least he WOULD be if Mr. Melo would stop interupting his rehearsals.


Sunday, July 19, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 018


I am cooler than the other side of the pillow.


Saturday, July 18, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 017


Sitting around the fire at Paul's cottage on Georgian Bay.


The 365 Project - Day 016


Doing a little comic book shopping this afternoon. This is one of the variant covers to the first issue of our friend Lee Moder's last project: Dragon Prince.


Friday, July 17, 2009

HGC Radio - Episode 44: Round Up The Usual Suspects



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It's another fun day with the "usual suspects" as ANTHONY KINGDOM JAMES welcomes NOAH PANICO and PHIL STAMPER to today's episode of THE HANDSOME GENIUS CLUB RADIO SHOW. Noah was in St. Louis for the Major League Baseball All-Star Game and he's got plenty of stories about torrential rainfall, how close he got to The President, how he screwed with the Secret Service and advice for how to sneak into any concert or sporting event you want. Then, Phil returns to the show during the "Nerd News" to discuss the Doctor Who/Torchwood franchise. Plus, Kingdom names "The Stupidest Bastard of the Week", talks about UFC 100 and how smart Brock Lesnar is and gives you some "Things To Do".

Listen to the show now in streaming audio or right click the link to download the show as an mp3. It's HGC Radio: With Two You Get Eggroll! Mmmmm... Dee-Lish! For photos, links, music info and more, click this link to read more!

This week's handsome links...
~Phil Stamper is the handsome genius behind "The Hot Mess", seen here regularly on the HGC. Check out the latest episode right now.
~Noah Panico is one of the co-hosts of the Counting The Lights podcast. He has way too much bullshit in his knapsack.
~TJ Habibi fronts a kick-ass band called Secret Suburbia. The first thing he did when he reached the studio today was take off his pants.


This week's music is "The Nature Boy Can't Help It" by Poodleface (ft. Ric Flair) and "Spider-Man (1967 Theme)" by The Ramones.

"The Nature Boy Can't Help It" only reaches it's true heights when you see the video, so here it is...

Thursday, July 16, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 015


This is Marty Odette. We call him "The Odette-squatch". He's a former college football player and is still a comptetive weightlifter. Tonight at work, he wore two ties at the same time: one yellow and one orange. Did I mention that The Odette-squatch is a lunatic? Well he is...


YouTube Gold: Bert and Ernie Go Gangsta


I usually HATE stuff like this but this video is just too good not to share.


Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 014


Wednesday is new comic book day.


The Hot Mess: WWE vs. TNA; Ryan Seacrest vs. Simpsons on Ice

It's WWE vs. TNA in Orlando for Christmas. Anyone else catch the online rumble between Chris Jericho and The Miz? BTW, Taz's Twitter is scary. Will Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles kick Superman's ass or is Superman too buried in legal issues to see the light of day? Does anyone care about a new Green Lantern or anything about Watchmen? Ryan Seacrest's millions, The Simpson in 3-D on Ice, and a CBS Radio Epic Fail!



The Hot Mess on CurrentTV:
http://current.com/items/90424798_the-hot-mess-wwe-vs-tna-ryan-seacrest-vs-the-simpsons-on-ice.htm

Chris Jericho Twitter:
http://www.twitter.com/IAmJericho
Mike The Miz Twitter:
http://www.twitter.com/mikethemiz
Taz Twitter:
http://www.twitter.com/OfficialTAZ

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Audition:
Saturday, July 18, 2009, 10:00 a.m. - 1:00 p.m.
Hollywood & Highland
6801 Hollywood Boulevard (at the Grand Staircase)
Los Angeles, CA 90028

# Bring a 30-Second martial arts demo (single person only)
# No metal, sharp or bladed weapons of any kind allowed
# Bring a photo and updated resume with contact information
# Fourteen years or older (under 18 must have adult permission for audition)

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 013


Socks are the bane of my existence. I'm always just slightly less happy than I could be if I'm wearing socks.


In the Garage #2

Well I know it’s been a long time coming but I finally have the interview with Keith Baker and what a great guy he was! I was at the opening of Kingdom of Adventure, Darth Vader and some of his Storm Troopers were in attendance. There were card games and RPG’s galore, it was a great day, if you want a full low-down and a look at the pictures then get on over to http://www.kingdomofadventure.co.uk/.

Just after 12, a pretty normal looking guy, except for the odd coloured eyes, one green, one blue, came into the shop and slapped down a board game. “Anybody wanna try my new game?” his accent gave him away immediately. Mr Baker had arrived.


A bunch of us sat down and played it with him. I would give you the name but I’m not allowed! His mind works in some seriously strange ways so the game was a riot. He is touting it around at the looking for a publisher but it is based around the Cthulhu stories and monopoly… like I said seriously strange.


After the game finished he went to set-up the Eberron D&D game he was going to run and I cornered him for a few minutes. Sitting opposite from him and looking at those mismatched eyes, I wondered what it must be like in his head. I’ve read a couple of his fantasy novels and played Gloom so I couldn’t help but wonder where all that stuff comes from, here was my chance to ask!

HGC: “Thanks for this time Keith, I know you’ve got a pretty tight schedule today so we'll get right into it! I just wanted to start by asking when you got into gaming and what you played?”

Keith Baker: “Well I started around 8 or 9 playing Advanced D&D but the choice of games at that time was pretty limited and I was so young that I wasn’t using the full rules anyway. As I got older I started to make up my own games for my friends to play so things like Star Wars and Historical games.”

HGC: “So you started designing at a young age then??”

KB: “Yeah, I was easily bored so I always wanted to try new things and I was the guy who like to run the games as opposed to play them.”

HGC: “ Were you into comics as a kid?”

KB: “Oh yeah, mainly Marvel and I loved stuff by John Carter and Grant Morrison. Especially the Zenith stuff in 2000AD.”

HGC: “That’s pretty cool. Not a lot of Americans paid much attention to the early 200AD stuff, other than Dredd!”

KB: “You’d be surprised!”

HGC: “You worked in Computer games from 1996, first with Magnet and then VR1. What made you decide to give that up for writing and game design?”

KB: “Well like I said, I was designing RPG’s for fun when I was younger so I guess I’ve always wanted to do design work. I worked with Atlas games at first, I started with them by contributing to 'Over the Edge'.

HGC: “When you entered the Wizards of the Coast 2002 Fantasy game setting search with 'Eberron' Did you have any idea that you'd end up part of an Origins award winning team with your own idea.”

KB: “None!!”

HGC: “Thats not the only Origins award you have on the mantle is it?”

KB: “Ha ha, no, I won one for Gloom”

HGC: “Now there is a unique game. Make your family as depressed as possible and then kill them off! Along with the transparent cards the game-play is pretty unique. Where did you come up with the idea?”

KB: “Well Gloom was inspired by my ex-wife! Let's just say she had a thing for picking on me so I made it for her to take her frustrations out on. Ha ha.

In all seriousness a lot of things inspired Gloom. Most people look at Gloom and assume that the only inspiration was Ed Gorey. I will admit he was a big part of it but I realised that it it would really appeal to a modern audience when I saw the popularity of Lemony Snicket.”

HGC: “What about the whole Transparent Card thing then?”

KB: “Well I first saw the transparent cards used as a gimmick in a poker deck but never as an actual function in a game and I really wanted to use it in a way that added to the game-play.”

HGC: “Who are your hero's in game design at the moment?”

KB: “Well I don't know about Heroes but I love the stuff Steve Jackson does.”

HGC “What about gaming? I know your designing your own stuff but are you playing much at the moment.”

KB: “Well I'm doing this whole 'around the world' D&D thing so I'm D.Ming a lot of D&D 4th edition right now. I also like 'Champions' although I don't have much time for it just now.”

HGC “Have you had time to see any movies recently?”

KB “I actually have. I went to see Star Trek and Transformers 2. I was really surprised with how much I liked Star Trek. Although as a writer there were a few things I would have done differently.”

HGC: “Like what?”

KB: “With the Romulans, I wish they had explained about Nero's (Eric Bana) Tattoos. If you read the comics they explain that they are mourning designs which are normally painted and as they fade over time so does the grief. Nero's are tattooed on because he has lost so much that his grief will never fade.”

HGC “How would you have dealt with that?”

KB “Well after they captured Spock, I would have put a scene there with him and Nero. This would have allowed them to explain so much.”

HGC: “What did you think of Revenge of the Fallen?”

KB: “It was a lot of fun. He only thing that bothered me was the use of the Rail-Gun. They introduced it then used it for one shot! I would have used it WAY more. I'm really into my sci-fi at the moment.

I saw the new Terminator film and I was kinda disappointed with the whole thing. I've watched the T.V series and felt that it really came into it's own. Especially in the second series, the treatment of the characters is excellent and I would recommend it to anybody.”

HGC ”What's your favourite film of all time then?”

KB “There's a hard one, I don't think I could pick one but for sci-fi, I love things like Blade Runner, when it comes to story telling The Usual Suspects has to be right up there and for just plain good fun I like 'The Mummy', the new one with Brendan Frazer, it doesn't take it's self too serious but it's just pulpy good fun!!

When it came to Eberron I took a lot of things from 'The Maltese Falcon' and 'The Big Sleep'. More recently I loved 'Pan's Labyrinth' the whole look and feel of that film was awesome.”

HGC “Well it's been a pleasure Keith. Where can people find you online?”

KB: “Well my home site is http://www.bossythecow.com/ or on my Live Journal Gloomforge.livejournal.com.”

HGC: “Well thanks again for your time and I've got a seat booked at your Eberron game today so let's get cracking!”

Monday, July 13, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 012


Thank god I've got Duke from G.I. Joe: Resolute on duty to protect my Hardcore Homecoming dvd's.


The Adventures of Page and Melo - Ep.1.1: Mr Melo's Makeover


"The Motion Picture" Ethan Page is a rising star on the Canadian and US indy wrestling scenes. Emanuel "Mister" Melo is his slick-talking manager and best friend. But like any friendship, there are ups and downs. Join us for a peak at the secret lives of these two clowns bosom buddies with the HGC's newest feature: The Adventures of Page and Melo!


Sunday, July 12, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 011

This mask is one of my favorite possessions: an Ultimo Dragon mask given to me by Ultimo Dragon himself while we were in Spain with NWE last year. Ultimo isn't just a fantastic performer. He's also a really friendly guy and I was honored to have spent so much time with him.


Mythbusters Putting Star Trek Cannon To The Test

Grant Imahara, a member of the Mythbusters' "B Team", confirmed on his Twitter feed this weekend that the Discovery Channel's super-geeky pseudo-science series would test the plausability of the infamous James Kirk Anti-Gorn cannon. In the Original Series episode "Arena", an alien bring called a "Metron" pits Captain Kirk against the captain of an opposing Gorn starship in a fight to the death. Kirk "re-invents" gun powder using naturally occuring minerals, creates a makeshift cannon from a large bamboo stalk and uses diamonds as a projectile to stop the Gorn in his lizardy tracks. Will Grant and friends be able to produce a working weapon using Kirk's methodology? Tune in next season to find out!



The Worst Thing You'll Ever See #5: Henderson KO's Bisping


Dan Henderson nearly knocks Michael "The Count" Bisping's head clean off his shoulders with a devastating right hook. Bisping is out cold before he hits the canvas but Henderson feeds him one more for good measure. The only thing The Count is counting is The Lights!


Saturday, July 11, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 010


Watching as Dan-E-O and Big Daddy Donnie from Tha O Show do their hosting thing just before the start of UFC 100. There was a big crowd in the house to watch the card and the boys did some trivia, gave away some prizes and everyone went away happy.


Friday, July 10, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 009


Inside my DJ booth at the Brass Rail in Toronto.


HGC Radio - Episode 43: Dickliness!



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Today's HANDSOME GENIUS CLUB RADIO SHOW is sure to be a favorite as ANTHONY KINGDOM JAMES and TJ HABIBI welcome yet another of "The Usual Suspects" into the studio. Live and in person for the very first time, it's "The Most Opinionated Man on the Planet": BIG RON LARMONDIN! Then, comic book writer and artist TY TEMPLETON joins the show for this week's feature interview to discuss his current and upcoming projects, his comic book creators' boot camp course and why he thinks being a Republican is akin to being a psychiatric patient. Plus, our weekly visit from NOAH PANICO, a surprise wedding for two friends of the show, the "Stupidest Bastard of the Week", "Nerd News" and a visit from "Tha O Show's" BIG DADDY DONNIE during today's "Things To Do".

Listen to the show now in streaming audio or right click the link to download the show as an mp3. It's HGC Radio: More Fun Than Punching A Nun! POW! Take that, you stupid penguin! For photos, links, music info and more, click this link to read more!

The Joker by Ty Templeton.



Shirtless weirdo in the window of the Children's Aid Society at 3am.



Unattractive female watches shirtless weirdo get dressed.



Ryan and Elise got married!


This week's handsome links...
~Ty Templeton teaches a boot camp course for future comic book creators at the Toronto Cartoonists Society. He is also one of the minds behind Hoverboy
~Noah Panico is one of the co-hosts of the Counting The Lights podcast. He made eight eagles and shot a 26 under round of 46 at St. Andrews on Tiger 2010 today.
~TJ Habibi fronts a kick-ass band called Secret Suburbia. He hates wearing pants in the studio.
~Big Daddy Donnie is one of the co-hosts of Tha O Show. He has road rage.

This week's music is "Between Two" and "Closer". Both songs are by Janey B. For more information on Janey B, check out her MySpace and let her know you heard her music on The Handsome Genius Club!

The Worst Thing You'll Ever See #4: Mutha Fuckin Dean!!!


To tell you the truth, I debated labelling this video as "YouTube Gold". I've loved this video for 3 years now and really want to share it with you. The extra voiceover is what sells it for me.


Thursday, July 9, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 008


This is Dan Cera and as his cape would indicate, he is a "genius actor". So ferocious are Dan's acting skills that he is advertising his availability by taping flyers about himself to the back of this garbage bin in downtown Toronto.


YouTube Gold: Santino Throws Himself Out of a Battle Royal


The WWE is currently touring Australia and earlier this week they held a 15-man battle royal for what they called "The Brisbane Cup". Santino Marella interrupted a face-off between John Cena and Triple H... and this is what happened.


Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 007


How often do you see one of these little Vespacar dealie-bobs on this side of the Atlantic Ocean. What a great marketing gimmick.


The Hot Mess: Sarah Palin, Michael Jackson, & Torchwood

Did you think you could get rid of me? ;-) Thank gracious I'm not like Perez Hilton. Shout out to will.i.am. Why is Torchwood being punished, BBC? What is Sarah Palin thinking? Will Deadpool survive Ryan Reynolds? Will William Shatner be dissed by another movie when TJ Hooker makes its way to the silver screen? Who is left to run or be Superman? A brief talk on Michael Jackson that leads to the BIGGEST Hot Mess this week...





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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 006


This is the cat I want to adopt. I plan to call him "White Boy".


Buy Me Stuff: Inaugural Edition


Wrestling legend and first-ever Intercontinental champion Pat Patterson has a pair of ring-worn jackets for sale on eBay. Buy them both and donate them to the Handsome Genius Club! TJ and I will take photos wearing them and then go out on the towns picking up chicks! We'll take photos of THAT too...


Monday, July 6, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 005


Hello hot little Asian girl. Where are you going with your pink boxing gloves? Will you hit me with them if I ask?


Sunday, July 5, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 004


Powering my way through the last few blocks of today's 3 and 1/2 mile walk.


Saturday, July 4, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 003


Where is Kingdom and why is he yawning? He'll tell you all about it on next Friday's episode of the Handsome Genius Club.


Friday, July 3, 2009

The 365 Project - Day 002


Friday night at work for Kingdom means it's time to read this week's comic books while pretty girls get naked to the music of Lenny Kravitz.