Monday, October 26, 2009
The Adventures of Page and Melo - Ep.4.2: "OUWF"
In this very special episode of APM, Page and Melo make a sincere plea to help dangerously underweight professional wrestlers.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Buy Me Stuff: Bacon Jam!
A company called Skillet Street Foods is marketing a new product: Bacon Jam. Not bacon-flavored jam, mind you. Actual Bacon Jam! BACON YOU CAN SPREAD!!! Me Wantee!Monday, October 19, 2009
The Worst Thing You'll Ever See #8 - Eminem IN KLINGON!
I don't even know how to tell you how wrong this is. Not just the song, but the video, too. The video is a slideshow of pictures of, I assume, the singer and his Klingon pals out on the town... Klingoning. Makes me want to start a Klingon heavy metal band and call it Stovokor. Wait! There already IS one?
That's fucked.
The Adventures of Page and Melo - Ep.4.1: Waterlogged
Even Mother Nature has it out for Page and Melo in this episode as some simple hijinx backfire on the boys. Thankfully, Joey Kings is around to do the menial labour.
Friday, October 16, 2009
HGC Radio - Episode 57: Super Fly!
It's the "blaxploitation" episode of the HANDSOME GENIUS CLUB RADIO SHOW! From the theme song to the interviews to the songs to the guests to the host and even the opening stinger (which is vintage Dolemite!) every voice you hear today will be Black. Join your host ANTHONY KINGDOM JAMES as he welcomes actor MICHAEL JAI WHITE to talk about his new movie BLACK DYNAMITE (which opens TODAY) and hockey broadcaster PETER RUTTGAIZER to analyze the new NHL season. Plus, Kingdom finally gives us a WHERE'S BILL COSBY? update, delivers this week's NERD NEWS, names the STUPIDEST BASTARD ON EARTH and so much more...
Listen to the show now in streaming audio or right click the link to download the show as an mp3. It's HGC Radio: Can You Dig it? For photos, links, music info and more, click this link to read more!
This week's handsome links...
Actor MICHAEL JAI WHITE is the star of the new movie BLACK DYNAMITE
PETER RUTTGAIZER is the studio host for the Colorado Avalanche broadcasts on Altitude Sports
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This week's music is "Theme from Shaft" by Isaac Hayes and "Grab Them Cakes" by The Junkyard Dog.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
The Worst Thing You'll Ever See #7: Corey Feldman's "acting".
"Actor" Corey Feldman has some kind of new series coming out later this month called Splatter. Corey plays a character named Johnny Splatter. It's so good that the only way you can watch it is via NetFlix. Seriously? Why would anyone bother making this thing must less watching it? Watching this promo made me want to buy the guy a couple of suicide-sized doses of heroin and promise him a Viking funeral.
Journey well to Asgard, tiny pale warrior. Your time on Earth is at an end.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
The Adventures of Page and Melo - Ep.3.3: Save Your Welfare Cheque
This insider look at "A Day in the Life" of management consultant Mr. Melo continues as he negotiates with a promoter for the services of his client, "The Motion Picture" Ethan Page.
Friday, October 9, 2009
HGC Radio - Episode 56: When Nina Met Albert
Well, so much for the "Monday Experiment". Apparently, people prefer to get new episodes of HGC Radio the old fashioned way: Friday mornings! And today, ANTHONY KINGDOM JAMES delivers with an unbelieveably good edition of THE HANDSOME GENIUS CLUB RADIO SHOW. This week's special guest is legendary porn star and sex educator NINA HARTLEY! Nina discusses the adult film industry, her one-time foray into mainstream Hollywood, some simple things you can do to be a better lover, the role sex plays in her personal life and a whole lot more! Kingdom even gives Nina the idea for the greatest reality show ever in an impromptu edition of THE PITCH!
Then, stay tuned as Kingdom delivers the NERD NEWS, names the LUCKIEST F---ER OF THE WEEK and the STUPIDEST BASTARD ON EARTH and gives us a preview of a big interview being lined up for next week's show. Listen to the show now in streaming audio or right click the link to download the show as an mp3. It's HGC Radio: The Safe Word Is 'Pickle'! For photos, links, music info and more, click this link to read more!
This week's handsome links...
Adult film star Nina Hartley has her own website. Do we really have to mention that it's NSFW?
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This week's music is "Modern Day Delilah" by Kiss and "Superfreak" by Rick James.
Monday, October 5, 2009
HGC Radio - Episode 55: Stupid Genius Tricks?
The HANDSOME GENIUS CLUB RADIO SHOW is back for a fun, low-key Episode 55! It's ANTHONY KINGDOM JAMES recounting his week and delivering your weekly dose of NERD NEWS. Plus, the return of the leader of the Usual Suspects, NOAH PANICO!
Listen to the show now in streaming audio or right click the link to download the show as an mp3. It's HGC Radio: Charming Yet Still Single! For photos, links, music info and more, click this link to read more!
Liam Neeson as Hannibal Smith and Brad Cooper as Face
That guy from District 9 as Murdoch
Jessica Biel as the hot chick in The A-Team
Seth Rogen pissing his career away as The Green Hornet
This week's handsome links...
Noah Panico is co-host of the wrestling-themed podcast known the world over as Counting The Lights
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This week's music is "Black Gives Way To Blue" by Alice In Chains and "Baby Phat" by Skillz and Colin Munroe.
The Adventures of Page and Melo - Ep.3.2: Road Snacks
Mr. Melo multitasks by fueling up on a quick meal of essential carbs, greases and saturated fats while driving so he can power his way through his busy day.
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